This is what happens when you try to write a joke the PC way . . .

There were three guys and one hot chick two guys and two girls sitting in a bar, drinking beer. Now, one of the girls was a beautiful blonde a oppressed culturally attuned Muslim woman, so one of the guys the other girl tried to hit on her.

“Hey babe, what’s going on?” asked the fair-skinned brunette black African-American, Jewish Hindu, lesbian woman, sitting in her wheelchair.

“Oh, nothing,” said the Muslim woman, who was actually a man, who blew up, killing everyone around her, except for the other two guys, who had by this time backed way off because by this time they realized there was no hope for them and those two girls were freakin' weird moved to another area of the bar to flirt with each other.

“Dude, what just happened!?” asked one of them to the other.

“I think that beautiful blonde lesbian Muslim woman, who was probably actually a straight Muslim man, who was pretending to get it on with the fair-skinned brunette that other wheelchair-ridden mobility-impaired, Jewish Hindu, black African-American, lesbian, just blew her, er, him, uh, somebody’s self up,” he responded.

“Holy crap! Let’s call the cops!” the first shouted. “What a unique cultural trait, that whole blowing yourself up thing,” the first mentioned thoughtfully.

“Yeah, it’s a little too, like, violent for me, but I don’t wanna, like, infringe on anybody’s rights and stuff, so…”

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” said the first . . .